There’s this guy at my work named Jeff... He’s kinda special. He often raves about the movie Lake Placid (yes, the Lake Placid with the giant crocodile). We all assumed he was just crazy, but I told him I’d watch it if he lent it to me. We were right, he’s crazy. It sucks just about as much as you’d expect it to. In fact, an hour or so into the film, I was hoping that it was almost over… It actually was (total running time: 82 minutes) which made me happy AND disappointed at the same time. The thoughts “thank goodness” and “that was it?!?” merged to create a wholly new (and bewildering) emotion.
Note to self: ignore everything Jeff says from now on.
haha.
That's freaking crazy.
I have several people at my work who are just like that.
There is this phat guy but has super skinny legs so it makes it worse.
He always talks about how he used to so huge with his muscles, but he was making everybody look to bad and about how he always goes fishing and catches guiness book of world record size fish.
Nobody can believe anything he says anymore.
His name is Dennis, and we all say that he has his own special book called the Dennis book of world records.
Sorry, I meant to say FAT guy, not phat guy.
He is definately not pretty hot and temping.
Pretty lame and nasty is more like it.
haha.
Tony,
You are a real jerk. I thought you were my friend.
Dennis
Jake's just mad because I didn't explain the jokes to him.
Wow, I love my blog!! I saw Jeff's comment and I was about to respond, but then I saw my reminder "ignore everything Jeff says from now on" and I thought, "Oh yeah!"