Wart-man and his young ward, Cyst!

I never knew that my stupid wart would become a reoccurring character on my blog, but what the hell... I went to the podiatrist on Tuesday and things weren’t looking any better from last time. This time the cantharidin was shelved and we switched back to the good ol’ freezing method. It hurt MUCH less, but will it do any good? We shall see... I’m getting to the point where I’m ready to yield my whole foot to the wart. Perhaps if I give it some prime real estate, I might get some rad super hero ability in return... Find out tomorrow, same wart-time, same wart-channel!

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I don't know about everyone else, but the wart is a little icky. I mean, everybody has their blemishes and irritable bowels, but usually we don't talk about them (well, except for grandpa).

So you're either progressive or you lack social grace.

Or maybe you're a grandpa.

Welcome to the internet where there is no such thing as social grace. Just be thankful I don't have hemorrhoids (plus it’d be real hard to take pictures of THAT!)

If you remember, my plan to burn myself with hot tongs in order to become some sort of hot-dog-thrower superhero failed miserably, and I have the scar to prove it. I hope your Wartman endeavor yields better results. I'll never reveal your secret identity.

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