SCENE I. Tenth floor office hallway. Near elevators.
Enter Jake, who pushes the down elevator button and waits.
The elevator doors open; Jake enters and discovers a bedraggled man already on elevator.
Man: I am going up.
Jake looks at elevator panel, only the fourth floor button is pressed and the readout is showing a down arrow.
Jake (in sing-song tone): I don’t think so...
Jake presses first floor button, elevator doors shut and elevator goes down.
Elevator doors open at fourth floor, a man on the fourth floor hands some coffee cups in to the bedraggled man and waves as the elevator doors shut.
Elevator arrives at first floor, doors start opening.
Man: Aww man! No, not the first floor, I wanted to go UP!
Jake: What floor did you want to go to?
Man: The fourth floor!
Exit Jake, shaking head.
that's what you get for working in an insane asylum...
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! You're on a roll, Jake, with the loonies.