P-town

Yesterday after work I walked to the bus stop on SW 5th & Washington to catch a ride home. I usually lean up against the building to read my book, but there was a guy smoking right there, so I moved closer to the street and leaned against the tree instead. I started reading my book when I saw something hit the sidewalk past the tree to my left. I thought it might have been bird poop, but I looked over and saw that it was just spit. But I also saw some liquid starting to run down the sidewalk... I leaned forward to see around the tree, and discovered that the source of the liquid was a guy pissing on the garbage can! Not more than five feet from me! I edged away, and kept the tree between us so I didn’t have to see more than I already had, but the piss was running down the sidewalk in the grout gullies between the bricks... and people were walking in it! Fortunately my bus arrived, and I got on. By now, the pisser had finished and had moved so that he was standing in it too! As my bus started pulling away, the guy started walking down the street in the opposite direction leaving piss soaked footsteps on the bricks...