Yesterday I went to the dentist. When the dental assistant was taking down my information, she asked me how old I am. “Twenty-seven” I replied. Later when the dentist came in, the assistant was standing over me, and she said “You don’t look 27!”
Later I was thinking, “wait, does she mean I look younger or older than 27?” And then I thought “wait, which would be better?” And then I realized that either way is fine. If I look younger, it means I’m aging well. And if I look older, it means I look mature for my age. Ether way is good, just as long as I don’t look exactly 27!
If you had a mustache you'd look older but you'd be a pervert.
What's wrong with 27 exactly?
Well, 27 is too young. This year's "it" age is 32. At least, that's what I'm told.
27 is the new black
Everyone knows that as a cube, 27 is even worse than being square and not there.