I had the most insane dream sequence this morning... ... ...
I was at a party, and I was talking to people when Kara came up and she was clearly intoxicated... but she was pregnant. So I was trying not to make a scene, but I was mad and was trying to tell her that that's not cool, but meanwhile she was pouring herself another beer! And then I couldn't actually get the words out, because I suddenly had a retainer AND a giant gob of big league chew in my mouth.
So I started trying to pull out the gum and retainer, but it was stuck, and I was making a mess of stringy gum and drool, so Kara said "go to the bathroom and deal with that and then we can talk." So I hurried to the bathroom all embarrassed with drool and gum dripping out of my mouth.
When I got to the bathroom, I got the gum and retainer out and then I looked in the mirror and I had what looked like really bad acne, and I thought "wait, I didn't have ache before..." and then it was getting worse right before my eyes! My forehead turned a deep red and all over my face big nasty bumps were blistering up.
And then I woke up and thought "Wow... is my brain mad at me?"
Jake, this only proves the fact that you shouldn't eat pizzas with sausage and jalapenos right before bedtime...