What I've accomplished during my first week of paternity leave:
1) Caught up on the last 6 months of xkcd comics
2) Kept baby alive
Next week:
1) Dinosaur Comics!
2) Continue keeping baby alive
What I've accomplished during my first week of paternity leave:
1) Caught up on the last 6 months of xkcd comics
2) Kept baby alive
Next week:
1) Dinosaur Comics!
2) Continue keeping baby alive
Good job, Dad. What about 2 am feedings, changing diapers, doing endless laundry, feeding Jessica, making sure Mommy gets her rest, etc. etc???? I'd say your only doing "part" of your job...
But keep up the good work :D